You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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