dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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