if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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