i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He felt like a one man threesome
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize