I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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