I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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