Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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