we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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