no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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