I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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