make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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