You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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