it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dick very happy bro
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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