what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
my liver is dry heaving
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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