I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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