is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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