why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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