So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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