So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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I believe in your delicious
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize