Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It's never too late to be topless.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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