Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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