I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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