That's intense
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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