Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
pray to the hookup gods
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize