I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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