I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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