ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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