can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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