Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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