Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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