You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
two words: eviction party
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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