So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i dont even know how to be here
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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