Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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