so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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