i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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