Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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