OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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