how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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