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Who said anything about talking that was a booty call

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(313): Who said anything about talking that was a booty call http://tfl.nu/p4qu

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache

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You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice

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Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?

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I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....

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(504): Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache (225): You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice (504): Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time? (225): I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz.... http://tfl.nu/t0ng

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Clearly I made an impression.

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Or at least your vagina did.

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(520): Clearly I made an impression. (404): Or at least your vagina did. http://tfl.nu/bank

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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.

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(815): I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse. http://tfl.nu/0lkw

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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"

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(818): apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today" http://tfl.nu/nsmf

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(415): View more from California

MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(415): MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone? http://tfl.nu/5bs9

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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.

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(619): So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side. http://tfl.nu/rosc

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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.

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(415): I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward. http://tfl.nu/lmmj

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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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(814): The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since. http://tfl.nu/i7hq

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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.

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(347): I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time. http://tfl.nu/7l8h

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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?

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(815): Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing? http://tfl.nu/an2z

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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.

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(504): seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams. http://tfl.nu/awr2

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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team

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(775): I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team http://tfl.nu/crbx

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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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(615): I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia http://tfl.nu/u6m4

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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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(650): He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him. http://tfl.nu/9mw9

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