She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.