just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him