i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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