We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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