Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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