I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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