M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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