your room smells of hookers.
And success
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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