last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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