Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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