Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We are all done wearing pants today
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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