The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
