at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.