just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.