You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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