Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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