does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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