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say what?
wanna hang out?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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