So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
you made out with another girl for some wings
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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