We're like a lot better than the average bears
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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