you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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