Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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